You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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