I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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