Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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