She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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