ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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