You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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