I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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