508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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