Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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