I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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