belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Randomize
