"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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