drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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