You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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