Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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