The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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