I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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