God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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