is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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