if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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