Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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