Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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