Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I am never drinking with the goths again.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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