Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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