i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize