Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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