I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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