Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Randomize
