Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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