We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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