whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
and she was petting her beer can
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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