1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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