I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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