she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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