is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
