But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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