You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
honey bunches of taint.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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