Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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