where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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