yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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