I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
i think im in europe. pls send help
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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