Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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