You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
