My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
