I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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