sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
