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(802): View more from Vermont

I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased

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(516): View more from New York

its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved

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(801): View more from Utah

First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.

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(251): View more from Alabama

why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?

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(847): View more from Illinois

It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth

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