Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Well I just put wine in my tea
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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