Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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