She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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