sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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