ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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