i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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