haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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