I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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