She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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