So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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