Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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